
THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
AND THEY HAVE A CRAP CUSTOMER REWARDS PROGRAM
Seriously, $25 a year to shop at your fucking store? You’re shitting me, right?
Happy three months anniversary Caskett!!
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- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
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- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on




