THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
AND THEY HAVE A CRAP CUSTOMER REWARDS PROGRAM
Seriously, $25 a year to shop at your fucking store? You’re shitting me, right?
Happy three months anniversary Caskett!!
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude